Product name: Attract True Love Gris-gris
Price: $19.50

(Colors vary.)

This gris gris ball was crafted to attract true love.  It may also be generally attractive, but it causes the not true to reveal their intentions right away, and the true to have courage in approaching you.  It should be kept under your bed or your mattress, near the right top corner.

It should not be used by people who sleep around.  In order for it to be effective, you must not confuse the energy by muddying your destiny by joining with people you are not in a relationship with.  So you must be celibate until your partner spells out that you belong to him.

Once it has done its job, you should thank and give an offering to the Orishas, especially Yemaya, Shango, and Oba, and bury it in or near the front yard of you and your partner’s residence.

If you are vulnerable and have relations with someone you aren’t in a relationship with, while you possess this gris gris, you must apologize to Oba specifically, because in her eyes, this is like cheating on your future husband.